Do you have anything next to your bed?

There's a noise in the night. A clatter, the creek of a floorboard or the seemingly interior mumblings of a nogooder.

Do you have anything near you to defend yourself/your family, or at the least intimidate or restrain? Or is your plan more passive; call it in knowing anything is under a home security camera?
 

 

Please Help !
Thanks !

I didn't find the right solution from the internet.

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